What To Do On a Wednesday Afternoon

Play this game. It's called Pet Boyfriend and it's awesome.

First I got Jordan. He was into road trips, civil rights, and Dashboard Confessional. POSER! I dumped him before he could say Chris Carrabba.

Then it was Josh (or something). Total meathead, only interested in microbrews and hair gel. What, does this guy think he's Kyle from The Real World Chicago? I told him there was a big sale happening over at Abercrombie, watched him scurry off, and didn't keep our rendezvous at Sbarro.

Then it was Ben. Oh, Ben, you seemed so promising. He was into soccer (great legs!) and Annie Hall. But he was so clingy and didn't like it when our make-out sessions got too hot and heavy. I mean, a woman has needs, you know?

So now I'm into Nicholas. He likes theater, the Dandy Warhols, Moulin Rouge, and Lord Byron. And looks like Jude Law. And only wants to hold hands. Wait a minute, when did this become my Pet Gay Boyfriend?

Looks like it's back to the drawing board.

Comments

[sarahb]

Thanks to my friend Karinsa in Chicago for sending me this link!

[Leigh]

Mine won't make out with me. See ya, Nancy.

[Misty]

I had to try out the game. I've got David (who doesn't like to talk about anything it seems, likes hugs, and likes drive-thrus), Greg (who likes to make out, loves fast food, and likes getting props), and the other guy.... can't remember his name (he likes holding hands, sushi, and talking about the weather). I'm quite happy that I have all three guys... then I can use the best in each. (Making out with Greg, going to the drive-thru with David, and talking about the weather with the other guy)

[Karyn]

Simon is an anti-war activist, loves cooking, likes listening to Moby and his favourite film is Dr Strangelove. He asks that we "Give peace a chance".

I'm in love. How do I explain it to my husband? Or to Simon?

[Karyn]

Simon is an anti-war activist, loves cooking, likes listening to Moby and his favourite film is Dr Strangelove. He asks that we "Give peace a chance".

I'm in love. How do I explain it to my husband? Or to Simon?